Funny Social Media Quotes for Restaurants
Why use Social Media?
Marketing is no longer
about the stuff
that you make,
but about
the stories you tell.
- Seth God in
www.brightbiz.com.au
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I want a boyfriend who:
- will text me goodmorning/goodnight.
- will apologize after a fight, even if I'm wrong.
- will kiss me, not make out.
- will make me laugh.
- will take silly/cute pictures with me.
- will start the conversation.
- will notice when I'm upset.
- likes long hugs.
- likes to cuddle.
- hugs me from behind.
- respects me.
- won't flirt with other girls.
- won't rush things.
- won't get clingy.
- won't lie to me.
- gives me compliments.
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I want a boyfriend who:
- will text me goodmorning/goodnight.
- will apologize after a fight, even if I'm wrong.
- will kiss me, not make out.
- will make me laugh.
- will take silly/cute pictures with me.
- will start the conversation.
- will notice when I'm upset.
- likes long hugs.
- likes to cuddle.
- hugs me from behind.
- respects me.
- won't flirt with other girls.
- won't rush things.
- won't get clingy.
- won't lie to me.
- gives me compliments.
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"Social media is like teen sex.
Everyone wants to do it.
Nobody knows how.
When it's finally done there is
surprise it's not better."
Avinash Kaushik - Analytics Evangelist, Google
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"Social Media is about
the people! Not about
your business. Provide
for the people and the
people will provide for
you
- Matt Goulart
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WHAT you
SOCIAL MEDIA IS NOT MAKING PEOPLE
STUPID IT IS JUST MAKING THEM
MORE VISIBLE
UL.COH
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@john Ækinson, Wrong Hands
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Social nedia: Explained for Homs
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Dance like the photo•g not being tagged
never been unfriended.
4.
Share like you care
And do it, all like it, won't
end up on YouTube.
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53 Social Media Quotes and
Sayings from Pros
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WHAT
HAPPENS DN
SOCIAL MEDIA
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"EVERYTHING
you ptton social
YOUrPERSONAL
BRAND. How
Lisa Horn, aka. The Publicity Gal
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10 Great Quotes on
Social Media
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MAY
YOUR
LIFE BE
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YOUR
SOCIAL MEDIA
MAKE IT
PROFILES
SEEM.
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CATS AND SOCIAL MEDIA
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"We don't have a choice on
whether we DO social media,
the question is
how well we DO it."
— Erik Qualman
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For every action,
there is an equal
and opposite
reaction, plus a
social media
overreaction.
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"EVERYTHING
you paston social
me iaimpacts
YOU(PERSONAL
BRAND. How
Lisa Horn, ak.a. The Publicity Gal
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"Social Media is
about sociology and
psychology more
than technology."
Brain Solis
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SOCIAL MEDIA EXPLAINED
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good at peeing
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SOCIAL MEDIA EXPLAINED
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Twitter - am eating Samosa
Facebook - I (ike Samosa G
Youtube - This iS how I eat my Samosa b
Blog - Here's my Samosa eating experience @
Pinterest - Here's a Samosa recipe @
FourSquare - This IS where I eat SatYU
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Social /ØEdia
@Sokh Atkinson, Wrong Hands
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The strength of your
social media
is determined by
the strength of your
CONTENT
- Haroon Rashid, Khemeia Consulting
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most distuptive and far-teaching innovaion
tocomeout0fSOCiaI media.
-The New Inü.lencas by Paul Gillin
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